Here's What Every Struggling Startup Founder Goes Through
Maybe you've been in that coffee shop, laptop open, trying to look busy while other startup founders around you talk about their latest round or their big client wins, and you're just hoping nobody asks about your revenue.
Maybe you've had that moment where you're explaining to your team why you can't give them raises yet, watching their faces drop, knowing they believed in your vision but the bank account says something different.
Maybe you've been refreshing your analytics at 2am, hoping somehow the numbers changed, hoping that maybe the tracking was wrong and you actually do have customers.
Or maybe you've hired one of those agencies that sends you beautiful monthly reports full of impressions and reach and engagement rates, but when you look at your actual sales, it's still the same disappointing number it was last month.
You're Not Alone
Every successful client we work with started exactly here - funded but frustrated, watching their runway shrink while competitors who started after them are already hitting six figures.
From $0 to $222,900 in 90 Days
The Energy Pouch Success Story
The Starting Point
This founder came to us after one of those brutal investor calls where he had to explain why three months had passed and the revenue column on his spreadsheet was still showing zeros.
His co-founder kept asking when they'd see their first sale. And every morning he'd wake up, check his Shopify dashboard, and see that same soul-crushing number.
Here's what happened:
Total 90-Day Results
Starting from absolute zero
in total revenue
That founder? Three months ago he was dreading his weekly investor updates, scrambling for good news to share. Last week his investors were asking when he'd need Series B funding.
His biggest stress now isn't whether he'll get customers. It's whether he can fulfill all the orders coming in.
Here's Exactly How We Do It
Our 3-step system that turns struggling startups into revenue-generating machines
Right away, we figure out what's actually happening inside your customer's head when they're about to buy. Not what you think they want. What they actually want.
We build ads that speak to those exact moments. Not pretty ads that make other marketers jealous. Ads that make your customers think 'How did they know exactly what I was thinking?'
We scale what's working and kill what's not. Fast. No emotions, no attachment to creative we spent time on. If it's not making money, it dies.
Ugly ads that convert pay your rent. Pretty ads that don't convert just make you feel good about your brand while your bank account shrinks.
Psychology Over Pretty Pictures
We're different because we don't care about your creative director's opinion. We care about making your Shopify notifications go crazy with people actually buying.
The Reality Check
After 7+ years and millions in managed ad spend, here's what we learned: Most marketers today have been spoiled by social media. They never had to learn real marketing psychology because Facebook made it easy for a while.
Those days are over. Now you need to actually understand how to sell. You need to understand what makes people buy. And that's exactly what we're great at.
Here's what makes us different:
Small Team, Big Results
We're a small team - I personally review every campaign, every creative, every email that goes out. I'm not running some agency sweatshop where junior employees manage your account while I play golf.
Ugly Ads That Convert
We don't care about design awards. We care about results. Pretty ads that don't convert just make you feel good about your brand while your bank account shrinks.
Real Marketing Psychology
While other agencies focus on making things look pretty, we focus on what actually makes people pull out their credit cards. After 7 years, we know what works.
You Get Me Personally
When we take you on, you get me. You get my 7 years of experience. You get the systems that took us millions in ad spend to figure out.
This Isn't For Everyone
We're extremely selective about who we work with
Limited Availability
We only launch 3 new clients per quarter. That's it.
Right now we have 2 for Q4. So there's 1 spot left.
Why so few?
Because I personally review every campaign, every creative, every email that goes out. When we're full, we're full.
Final Warning
Listen, if you don't have serious funding, or if you want marketing that wins awards instead of marketing that fills your bank account, don't waste your time applying.
This is for founders who are done playing around and ready to build something real.
Here's What Happens Next
A simple 5-step process to determine if we're the right fit for your startup
Click the button below and fill out our application. Tell us about your startup, your funding situation, and your goals.
Schedule a Strategy Session on our calendar - choose a time that works best for you.
We review your application. If you're not a fit - if you don't have enough funding, if your market doesn't make sense - we'll cancel your call and save us both some time.
If you do qualify, we'll reach out to confirm your call and send additional details about what to expect.
We'll have a real conversation about your business and whether this system makes sense for you.
Ready to Go From $0 to $100k?
You have two paths ahead of you. Choose wisely.
Keep Doing What You're Doing
- •Keep hiring agencies that send pretty reports while revenue stays flat
- •Keep refreshing analytics hoping something magically changed
- •Keep making excuses to investors about why it's taking longer
Result: Same disappointing numbers, month after month
Scale With Magnus Marketing
- •Proven system that took a startup from $0 to $222.9k in 90 days
- •Psychology-driven approach with ads that actually convert
- •Real growth with revenue notifications that actually matter
Result: $100k+ monthly revenue in 90 days
We Only Launch 3 New Clients Per Quarter - 1 Spot Left for Q4
Competitors are scaling while you're stuck
Investors are getting impatient with excuses
Your runway shrinks every day without growth
After that, you're waiting until next quarter to even have this conversation.
Bonus Framework
'90 Days to $100k Framework'
Everyone who applies gets our complete framework immediately - this alone has helped hundreds of funded startups map out their path to six figures.
You get this whether we work together or not.
Common Questions
Everything you need to know before applying
Still Have Questions?
The best way to get all your questions answered is during your strategy session. We'll dive deep into your specific situation and give you a clear roadmap whether we work together or not.