Attention: CPG and Telehealth Brand Owners

The Profitable Scale System That Takes Your Brand from $0 to $100k/month in 90 Days

While other agencies send pretty reports, we send Shopify notifications. The same system that generated 5,587 orders in 90 days—without bleeding cash on ads that don't convert.

(Get the 90-Day Profitable Scale System free)

$0 → $222,900in 90 days
5,587 orders
$14.62per customer
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Hero Dashboard
Metrics dashboard showing: $222,900 revenue, 5,587 orders, $14.62 CPA
$222,900
Revenue
5,587
Orders
$14.62
CPA
Platforms We Scale Brands On
Meta
Google
Shopify
KLAVIYO
TikTok
YOUTUBE
Vercel
Meta
Google
Shopify
KLAVIYO
TikTok
YOUTUBE
Vercel
Meta
Google
Shopify
KLAVIYO
TikTok
YOUTUBE
Vercel
Meta
Google
Shopify
KLAVIYO
TikTok
YOUTUBE
Vercel
Case Study
Before

$0 in revenue. Zero customers. A founder dreading investor calls and wondering if this whole thing was a mistake.

The 90-Day Transformation

We deployed the Profitable Scale System.

Month 1
$44,410
1,176 orders
Month 2
$57,065
+28%
Month 3
$121,425
+173%
After

$121k+ monthly revenue. Investors calling HIM. Biggest problem? Keeping up with orders.

9:41
Shopify Orders
2,847
Orders
$121k
Revenue
+173%
Growth

Recent Activity

View All
Order #4521 shipped
2 min ago
$47.99
New order received
5 min ago
$89.00
90-Day Total
$222k
Revenue
5,587
Orders
3.56x
ROAS
$14.62
CPA
The 3 Problems

Most ecom brands can't scale profitably. Not because they're bad at marketing—but because 3 things are broken.

01

Your Unit Economics Don't Work

You priced your product. You set your margins. You launched ads. But when you do the math on each sale, there's nothing left. The brands that scale build their pricing around what customer acquisition actually costs—not what they wish it cost.

What this feels like:

You're watching money disappear into ads. Or you're afraid to spend because you've seen what happens when you do. Either way, you're frozen.

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Problem 01 Visual
Unit economics breaking down - money math visual
02

Your Customers Buy Once and Vanish

You spend $50-100 to acquire a customer. They buy once. They disappear. Meanwhile, your competitor's customers buy every month for 2 years. They can spend $200 to acquire because that customer is worth $1,200.

What this feels like:

It costs more to get each customer. They're not worth more when you get them. You're running faster just to stay in place.

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Problem 02 Visual
Customer churn / one-time buyer visual
03

Your Ads Look Great But Don't Sell

You hired a designer. The ads look polished. Your team loves them. But nobody's buying. The difference between ads that drain your budget and ads that fill your bank account isn't how much you spend—it's the creative itself.

What this feels like:

Your designer loves the ads. Your accountant doesn't.

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Problem 03 Visual
Pretty ads vs ugly ads comparison
The 3 Prescriptions

The Profitable Scale System fixes all three. Here's how.

Prescription 01

The Profit-First Offer Stack

The problem it solves:

Your margins don't leave room for customer acquisition.

You sell a product for $50. It costs $20 to make and ship. That leaves $30.

If it costs you $25 to acquire a customer, you make $5 profit.

If it costs you $35 to acquire a customer, you lose $5.

We engineer your offer structure so the math works at real-world ad costs.

What you get:

You acquire customers profitably from day one.

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Pricing Matrix
Visual of the $50/$20/$30/$25/$5 unit economics math
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Email + SMS Examples
Email screenshots: welcome, post-purchase, win-back. SMS: shipping, reorder reminders
Prescription 02

The Rebuy Machine

The problem it solves:

Customers buy once and disappear.

The math that matters:

At 10% churn: $500 lifetime value

At 4% churn: $1,250 lifetime value

Same customer. $750 more profit.

What you get:

You outspend competitors because each customer is worth more to you.

Prescription 03

The Ugly Ads Method

The problem it solves:

Your ads look great but don't convert.

The truth nobody tells you:

Pretty ads win awards. Ugly ads win customers. Most brands hire designers to make beautiful creative. The ads look great in a portfolio. But they don't sell.

What actually converts:
  • Ads that look like content, not ads
  • Headlines that speak to pain
  • UGC-style that builds trust
What you get:

Ads that fill your bank account, not your design portfolio.

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Ad Examples
'Ugly' direct response style ads that convert - UGC, pain-focused headlines
Qualification

This works for a specific type of brand.

This Is For You If:

  • You sell CPG, wellness, or telehealth products with proven demand
  • You have $10k+/month to invest in paid acquisition
  • You want profitable growth, not vanity metrics
  • You can make decisions and move fast

This Is NOT For You If:

  • No budget for paid acquisition
  • Looking for overnight results
  • Want pretty campaigns over profitable ones
  • Not ready to scale
Limited Availability

We take 3 new clients per month. Every client gets direct access to our team. No junior account managers. No offshore execution. If we can't help you, we'll tell you before you spend a dollar.

When spots fill, they fill.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

"Results take 6-12 months. I've heard this before."

That timeline is for agencies running generic playbooks. They need months because they're figuring out your business on your dime.

When you have a proven system and know exactly what levers to pull, improvement happens in 30 days. Significant scale by 60-90 days. The brand that hit $121k in month 3? That's a real timeline, not a fantasy.

The same system. The same prescriptions. The same team.

One brand. Zero to 5,587 orders in 90 days.

3 spots available this month.

First month: love it or leave it.

(Get the 90-Day Profitable Scale System free)